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I know some readers hate long sentences so I'll get right to the point
This next story is a fantasy for an adult audience This is probably already figured out by the nature of the portal but to be sure “adult” means that they will probably masturbate so hard to the erotic scenes shown here that there is a risk of personal injury or other accidents Trust me this is how sexy it's gonna be This means that the author is not responsible for the occurrence of any of the following:
abrasionmuscle straindizzinessconfusionterrorbleeding (external or internal) spontaneous combustionnervous breakdownunexpected levitationrandom interdimensional travel or time leap metamorphosis (into a giant insecttesticular monster or hyperintelligent plant root form) Conjuring god-like sex travellers with giant travel manifolds and mangoes at the site of their genitalia
The last one may seem strange but it's more common than you think Are you thinking right now that this could never happen to you? Well I knew a woman who attracted the attention of such creatures - some parasoolologists call them immortal siege machines - with her moans when she masturbated to a copy of the weekly bearded Magazine and said that the gangbang had become filthy as hell but also profoundly beautiful an experience she probably would not recommend to all readers (though some friends say she only wants to own The Immortal siege machines)
The point is if you want to be sure the author recommends using silicone-based lubricant and not to believe that rapeseed oil or even saliva can be a suitable substitute Safety first
All characters and situations appearing in the story are the product of the author's imagination any similarity to living or dead persons is entirely coincidental
Almost completely
All right I admit the sexy burglar girl in Chapter 23 is obviously Jessica Alba It's easy to tell from the daydreaming of the full kissing lips the tight yet soft belly the sensual curves and the bright look that I was thinking about her I've written at least five chapters in one hand while I've been constantly shifting between the photos of Doc and Jessica Alba But let the first person who thinks this girl has become a beauty and fashion ideal for a reason If there was any truth in the world you would have forgotten Audrey Hepburn by now so no one can blame me for anything
Not that I haven't jerked off to Audrey Hepburn Oh I love it I think dream exports are a classic erotic film But in this story I didn't invent a character based on Audrey Hepburn except maybe the wise alien Countess who appears in Chapter 12 of the orgy scene but it doesn't really matter as a cameo role because it's covered in hot dripping alien-time-dating sperm
Yeah one more warning: the hot dripping alien-time-dating-sperm will appear quite a few times so I'm already warning everyone about alien time offenders and hot dripping sperm
Besides every character and situation is a complete fabrication
Wait a minute wait a minute I forgot about Lord Vorkorgosian Lord of the Dildonic Empire who threatens our heroine in the seventh Chapter 1 I don't want to lie he's totally based on Barry my downstairs neighbor who's a real dickhead Like one time I accidentally threw a cigarette out of the patio without any ulterior motives and this jerk came up he bluffed me and when I opened it I realized it was a 150-pound skinhead Okay maybe he's not skinhed he's bald Anyway he was yelling " what the fuck is wrong with you?” I'm not kidding He's not such a bad guy we're getting along pretty well now but when I was writing the story I thought he was a douche and that's something you can smell in the parts where he ties the protagonists to the giant spiral robot vibrators and sends them out into the jungles of Planet Zrthrr -- not to mention Lord Vorkorgosian's description totally fits Barry -- so if Barry ever reads all of this I'm gonna have to confess everything
The story will show a lack of Father Figures Every time we read a deep-fucking hair-pulling snapping animal-like anal craze you might think “Wouldn't it be more exciting to have a father figure peeping behind the scenes?"This deficiency refers to my father
But I don't want to get into that right now
All right well if you must know he left when I was six What you needed this?
And I'll tell you this: I blame him directly for my promiscuity lifestyle and the hard-hitting drug use that's been going on ever since()

 

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